Sam spending an hour going on job interviews,.Bay’s terrible Barack Obama impersonator,.Sam Witwicky (Shia LaBeouf) constantly screaming and crying,.Bay’s horrendous computer animated version of John F.Sentinal Prime’s face modeled after Sean Connery,.our roll call of robots in the movie (Optimus Prime, Bumblebee, Ironhide, Ratchet, Sentinal Prime, Starscream, Megatron, Shockwave, Soundwave, and dozens of unnamed robots),.